I like food.
you know i make a lot of threats for someone who is short and cant even do a push up
this just came up on my dash again and it has so many notes guys i thought i was gonna go to jail?????
voldemort was real dumb make your horcrux like one brick in some random ass house in turkey whos gonna look there
haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled
I will not be impressed with technology until I can print gifs and glue them all over my room.
sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor
let your baby drive the car when you’re drunk, the cop won’t give a baby a fine
the cop will just walk over to the other side of the car and hand you the ticket
not if you have another baby on the otherside too. cover all your bases man.