cassiesandsnark:

you know i make a lot of threats for someone who is short and cant even do a push up

troyesivan:

this just came up on my dash again and it has so many notes guys i thought i was gonna go to jail?????

getoffmybloghoe:

theres nothing about this picture that I don’t like

ruraljackdaw:

psilentasincjelli:

ruraljackdaw:

voyagesofabookworm:

thatwhoviansynesthete:

wearejohnlocked:

hungarian:

do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards

how do you hashtag ??????

hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt

wait

what… what do American keyboards look like then?

oh

voldemort was real dumb make your horcrux like one brick in some random ass house in turkey whos gonna look there

thatlonelybarricade:

videohall:

Bird reacts to dubstep

#best four seconds of my life tbh

babyferaligator:

haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled

gofuckingnuts:

I will not be impressed with technology until I can print gifs and glue them all over my room.

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

renkos:

sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor 

meladoodle:

monkeysgoingcrazy:

meladoodle:

let your baby drive the car when you’re drunk, the cop won’t give a baby a fine

the cop will just walk over to the other side of the car and hand you the ticket

not if you have another baby on the otherside too. cover all your bases man.