I like food.
I found a baby pug at the pet store, she was everything I imagined and more.
When I was just starting high school, a girl who rode my bus invited me to stay the night at her house and when I did she got really emotional and told me no girls ever stayed over because she was a lesbian and if you don’t think that’s the saddest thing ever you need to re-evaluate your life
ashton irwin bursting through your dash, making sure everything is good
SO ALICE, WHAT DID YOU DO IN YOUR FREE TODAY?
well, megan dragged me to art so i could paper maché a mannequin. and being a mature 18 year old, i was very mature about it
'this cling film isn't even straight' 'trust me, fitting clingfilm to boobs is the straightest thing i've ever done'
It’s funny how someone who was just a stranger last year,
can mean so much to you now.
It’s terrible that someone who meant so much to you last year,
can be just a stranger now .
It’s amazing what a year can do
do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed
when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud
when u stick your hand under the table and touch chewed gum