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Megan, 19.
England.
I like food.

rats-oncrackattack:

I found a baby pug at the pet store, she was everything I imagined and more.


Help.

stansusedbloggingemporium:

When I was just starting high school, a girl who rode my bus invited me to stay the night at her house and when I did she got really emotional and told me no girls ever stayed over because she was a lesbian and if you don’t think that’s the saddest thing ever you need to re-evaluate your life

lasht-n:

ashton irwin bursting through your dash, making sure everything is good

lasht-n:

ashton irwin bursting through your dash, making sure everything is good

theawesomeadventurer:

evacu0:

theawesomeadventurer:

Look at my nails omfg

How did you take that photo?!?

theawesomeadventurer:

evacu0:

theawesomeadventurer:

Look at my nails omfg

How did you take that photo?!?

aliceasdfghjkl:

SO ALICE, WHAT DID YOU DO IN YOUR FREE TODAY?

well, megan dragged me to art so i could paper maché a mannequin. and being a mature 18 year old, i was very mature about it

'this cling film isn't even straight'
'trust me, fitting clingfilm to boobs is the straightest thing i've ever done'

and…

thisisb:

It’s funny how someone who was just a stranger last year,
can mean so much to you now. 

It’s terrible that someone who meant so much to you last year,
can be just a stranger now.

It’s amazing what a year can do

kili-fili-and-frilly:

Movies that constantly go back and forth between being too loud and too quiet

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ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

ivegottobethere:

ima-ho-ho-ho:

rneerkat:

snapfox:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises

it becomes daytrogen

I’m going to bed.

good nitrogen

sleep tightrogen

don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen

brigwife:

hotsuburbandad:

tourettes:

why do people say innocent animal do guilty animals even exist 

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when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud

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captwor:

when u stick your hand under the table and touch chewed gum

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breadmaakesyoufat:

fabled-foreigntongues:

breadmaakesyoufat:

my mother just threw a wagon wheel at me

How the fuck did she get the wheel off a wagon? Do people still have wagons? Why are they destroying them to throw?? Australia’s weird

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